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The life of a fiendish schizophrenic.

Sunday, November 21, 2004

Wheee.. I need a life.

The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?:No.
Do you party a lot? How often?:Not really.
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?:No.
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?:It's toned down a bit from freshman year.
Do you skip classes? How often?:Yeah, everytime I don't feel like staying.
Do you have casual sex? Protected?:No.
Do you steal?:No.
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?:What do you mean, "inappropirate"? The vagueness of this question is pissing me off. (Uh oh, I think I may be PMSing....)
Do you drool over celebrities?:Yeah. Who doesn't? They're celebrities because they're hot and talented (most of them anyways)
Do you watch a lot of TV?:More now than before.
Do you ever watch the News?:Every morning before I leave for school.
Do you even care about world issues?:Yes, but not so much on world/US politics.
Do you read books often?:Yeah.
Are you failing a lot of your classes?:Huh. That's a good question... (I blame everything on senioritis)
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?:Eh. So-so.
Do you smoke cigarettes?:Eww, no.
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?:I hardly go to the Capitola Mall, and I hardly go to 7-11 even though it's basically right next to my house because they overcharge you on everything.
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?:Not really..
Do you cuss a lot?:Fuck yes. But I can usually control it, especially when I'm at church.
Are you desperate to fit in?:HAH. It's pretty obvious from my answers so far that I don't care about that stupid popularity shit.
Are you intelligent?:I guess?
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?:I'm emo, not goth. Hah.
Black eyeliner?:Yeah.
Black eyeshadow?:Sometimes, when it goes with my outfit/look of the day.
Black trenchcoat?:Eww. I would never wear something as gaudy as a black trenchcoat. Talk about trying too hard.
Black boots?:I have a pair of black knee-high stiletos.. close enough.
Black fishnets?:Uhh, no.
Black nail polish?:Eww, no.
Cigarettes?:WTF THIS QUESTION WAS ASKED ALREADY ROAAAAAAAAAAR!
Heavy metal music?:Sometimes. My brother got me into it.
Marilyn Manson?:I like his music. So, yes.
Kittie?:Girl metal bands piss me off. So, no.
Cradle of Filth?:I've heard of them, but I don't think I've ever listened to their music.
Constant frown and perpetual angst?:Perpetual angst.
Do you like to be seen as:...?
Are you an intellectual?:WTF WTF WTF THIS QUESTION WAS ASKED ALREADY YOU FUCKING AIR-HEADED MORON WTFFFFF (I'm definitely PMSing...)
An atheist?:No.
Horrible home life?:Not "horrible".
Hopelessly depressed?:Used to be.
Suffering with suicidal idealations?:Used to.
Self-mutilation?:I used to cut myself. I have over 130 cuts on my left forearm alone.
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?:I have a pink and black plaid dress that almost got my ass kicked by some hardcore freshman punk with pink and black hair.
Big black boots?:WTF WASN'T THIS FUCKINGN QUESTION ALREADY FUCKING ASKED?
Mohawk?:Uhh, no.
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]:No. I only have seven piercings, all of which are in my ear lobes.
Loud, confident and opinionated?:When I'm not being lazy, unspiritied, and sleepy.
Wild hair colors?:No.
NOFX?:I have one of their CDs, but I'm not really a big fan.
Rancid?:No.
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?:Uhh, no.
A:WTF.
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?:The last time I took an online IQ test, my IQ was somewhere around 130-140? But you can never trust those stupid online tests *ahem* They're just for the amusement for the bored.
Do you watch a lot of sports?:Not really. I occassionally watch basketball, though.
Play a lot of sports?:Just basketball.
Talk a lot about sports?:No.
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?:Everything I do and think about now a days is everything BUT sports now that I quit basketball and Tae Kwon Do.
Are you arrogant?:Most of the time, yes.
Are you a male or female whore?:Yes. I get paid for my services, too.
"SUCKY SUCKY FIVE DOLLA! TEN DOLLA I GIVE YOU E-RYTING!"
Are you homophobic?:No. If the opportunity presents itself, I would love to marry a gay man.
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?:Sure?
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?:Oh yeah, that's me right there.
Boobs = yes?:On men = no.
Parties = yes?:Parties where all you do is get drunk and dance to hippity hop music like a common whore = no.
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?:How about no.
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?:*no comment*
Have you ever been on a diet?:Yeah. I used to be obssesed with keeping my figure and uhh... not eating? But that was back when I was a stupid freshman.
How much did you lose?:70 pounds. No kidding.
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?:It was definitely an eating disorder.
Make yourself throw up?:Used to. (it amazes me how honest I'm being right now... oh well, whatever.)
Make-up?:Yeah.
Low-cut tops?:No.
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]:I'm asian, so I'm basically a boy when it comes to having boobs. I don't mind it though, it's harder to run and do sports when you have D-sized breasts.
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?:Hah. Yeah.
Giggle a lot?:I laugh and giggle at everything. I mean EVERYTHING. Even in the times when I got into hit-and-run-accidents (yes, PLURAL), in which I did the hitting and running... and then uncontrollable laughing afterwards.
What's the deal with boys?:They're stupid about 90% of the time, but you love them anyway.
Thongs?:I wear them, why not?
Pretty bras?:I'm too poor to buy bras from places like Victoria's Secret. =\
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?:et al? Is that French? Anywho, I occasionally read Cosmo, Elle, and Vogue. But no teen magazines.
Who's the weaker sex?:The missionary possition. I mean, how much stone-age can you get? .... OH, you mean gender. huh. I knew that. *cough*
Are you a feminist?:No.
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?:No. Eww.
How often do you shave your legs?:Yeah. Hairy legs are gross.
How about your armpits?:Of course.
Are you emotional?:NO SHIT I'M FUCKING EMO, YOU STUPID CUNT. (okay, I need to stop making fun of emos and me posing as one... except not.)
Especially when on your period?:HAH. Aren't all girls like that? fucker? I'm definitely fucking PMSing right now.
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?:Originality.
Independence or Companionship?:Indepenionship.
Stability or Freedom?:FREEDOM. (I love that song... by Rage Against the Machine)
Personal or Interpersonal?:Interpersonal.
Introvert or Extrovert?:Toughie....
Popularity or Isolation?:Neither?
Unique or Loved?:UNIQUE. Fuck love.
Understood or Individual?:Individual.
You or Them?:ME. Fuck those posers.

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