Wheee.. I need a life.
The Generic Teenager Stereotype | |
Do you drink [alcohol]?: | No. |
Do you party a lot? How often?: | Not really. |
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: | No. |
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: | It's toned down a bit from freshman year. |
Do you skip classes? How often?: | Yeah, everytime I don't feel like staying. |
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: | No. |
Do you steal?: | No. |
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: | What do you mean, "inappropirate"? The vagueness of this question is pissing me off. (Uh oh, I think I may be PMSing....) |
Do you drool over celebrities?: | Yeah. Who doesn't? They're celebrities because they're hot and talented (most of them anyways) |
Do you watch a lot of TV?: | More now than before. |
Do you ever watch the News?: | Every morning before I leave for school. |
Do you even care about world issues?: | Yes, but not so much on world/US politics. |
Do you read books often?: | Yeah. |
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: | Huh. That's a good question... (I blame everything on senioritis) |
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: | Eh. So-so. |
Do you smoke cigarettes?: | Eww, no. |
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: | I hardly go to the Capitola Mall, and I hardly go to 7-11 even though it's basically right next to my house because they overcharge you on everything. |
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: | Not really.. |
Do you cuss a lot?: | Fuck yes. But I can usually control it, especially when I'm at church. |
Are you desperate to fit in?: | HAH. It's pretty obvious from my answers so far that I don't care about that stupid popularity shit. |
Are you intelligent?: | I guess? |
The Goth Stereotype | |
Black lipstick?: | I'm emo, not goth. Hah. |
Black eyeliner?: | Yeah. |
Black eyeshadow?: | Sometimes, when it goes with my outfit/look of the day. |
Black trenchcoat?: | Eww. I would never wear something as gaudy as a black trenchcoat. Talk about trying too hard. |
Black boots?: | I have a pair of black knee-high stiletos.. close enough. |
Black fishnets?: | Uhh, no. |
Black nail polish?: | Eww, no. |
Cigarettes?: | WTF THIS QUESTION WAS ASKED ALREADY ROAAAAAAAAAAR! |
Heavy metal music?: | Sometimes. My brother got me into it. |
Marilyn Manson?: | I like his music. So, yes. |
Kittie?: | Girl metal bands piss me off. So, no. |
Cradle of Filth?: | I've heard of them, but I don't think I've ever listened to their music. |
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: | Perpetual angst. |
Do you like to be seen as: | ...? |
Are you an intellectual?: | WTF WTF WTF THIS QUESTION WAS ASKED ALREADY YOU FUCKING AIR-HEADED MORON WTFFFFF (I'm definitely PMSing...) |
An atheist?: | No. |
Horrible home life?: | Not "horrible". |
Hopelessly depressed?: | Used to be. |
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: | Used to. |
Self-mutilation?: | I used to cut myself. I have over 130 cuts on my left forearm alone. |
The Punk Stereotype | |
Plaid?: | I have a pink and black plaid dress that almost got my ass kicked by some hardcore freshman punk with pink and black hair. |
Big black boots?: | WTF WASN'T THIS FUCKINGN QUESTION ALREADY FUCKING ASKED? |
Mohawk?: | Uhh, no. |
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: | No. I only have seven piercings, all of which are in my ear lobes. |
Loud, confident and opinionated?: | When I'm not being lazy, unspiritied, and sleepy. |
Wild hair colors?: | No. |
NOFX?: | I have one of their CDs, but I'm not really a big fan. |
Rancid?: | No. |
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: | Uhh, no. |
A: | WTF. |
The Jock Sterotype | |
What's your IQ?: | The last time I took an online IQ test, my IQ was somewhere around 130-140? But you can never trust those stupid online tests *ahem* They're just for the amusement for the bored. |
Do you watch a lot of sports?: | Not really. I occassionally watch basketball, though. |
Play a lot of sports?: | Just basketball. |
Talk a lot about sports?: | No. |
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: | Everything I do and think about now a days is everything BUT sports now that I quit basketball and Tae Kwon Do. |
Are you arrogant?: | Most of the time, yes. |
Are you a male or female whore?: | Yes. I get paid for my services, too. "SUCKY SUCKY FIVE DOLLA! TEN DOLLA I GIVE YOU E-RYTING!" |
Are you homophobic?: | No. If the opportunity presents itself, I would love to marry a gay man. |
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: | Sure? |
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: | Oh yeah, that's me right there. |
Boobs = yes?: | On men = no. |
Parties = yes?: | Parties where all you do is get drunk and dance to hippity hop music like a common whore = no. |
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: | How about no. |
The Girl Stereotype | |
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: | *no comment* |
Have you ever been on a diet?: | Yeah. I used to be obssesed with keeping my figure and uhh... not eating? But that was back when I was a stupid freshman. |
How much did you lose?: | 70 pounds. No kidding. |
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: | It was definitely an eating disorder. |
Make yourself throw up?: | Used to. (it amazes me how honest I'm being right now... oh well, whatever.) |
Make-up?: | Yeah. |
Low-cut tops?: | No. |
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: | I'm asian, so I'm basically a boy when it comes to having boobs. I don't mind it though, it's harder to run and do sports when you have D-sized breasts. |
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: | Hah. Yeah. |
Giggle a lot?: | I laugh and giggle at everything. I mean EVERYTHING. Even in the times when I got into hit-and-run-accidents (yes, PLURAL), in which I did the hitting and running... and then uncontrollable laughing afterwards. |
What's the deal with boys?: | They're stupid about 90% of the time, but you love them anyway. |
Thongs?: | I wear them, why not? |
Pretty bras?: | I'm too poor to buy bras from places like Victoria's Secret. =\ |
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: | et al? Is that French? Anywho, I occasionally read Cosmo, Elle, and Vogue. But no teen magazines. |
Who's the weaker sex?: | The missionary possition. I mean, how much stone-age can you get? .... OH, you mean gender. huh. I knew that. *cough* |
Are you a feminist?: | No. |
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: | No. Eww. |
How often do you shave your legs?: | Yeah. Hairy legs are gross. |
How about your armpits?: | Of course. |
Are you emotional?: | NO SHIT I'M FUCKING EMO, YOU STUPID CUNT. (okay, I need to stop making fun of emos and me posing as one... except not.) |
Especially when on your period?: | HAH. Aren't all girls like that? fucker? I'm definitely fucking PMSing right now. |
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.] | |
Originality or Acceptance?: | Originality. |
Independence or Companionship?: | Indepenionship. |
Stability or Freedom?: | FREEDOM. (I love that song... by Rage Against the Machine) |
Personal or Interpersonal?: | Interpersonal. |
Introvert or Extrovert?: | Toughie.... |
Popularity or Isolation?: | Neither? |
Unique or Loved?: | UNIQUE. Fuck love. |
Understood or Individual?: | Individual. |
You or Them?: | ME. Fuck those posers. |
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